1. Scooter-riding girls in converses and stockings are distractingly attractive. When I die, I will probably go out crushed under a bus, craning my neck for one last look at the classy girl in the Mondrian Chucks.
2. I have started to dream about dodging buses, and having nightmares about bus drivers gone postal, fed up with dodging the insect-like hordes of scooters that prevent him from driving anywhere.
3. I get extremely jealous when I see a couple riding a scooter.
4. Those surgical masks Chinese people wear to block carcinogens from entering their lungs are about as effective as a lump of coal tied to your face with asbestos.
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I read about a study where mices were deprived of deep sleep so they couldn't dream. As a result, the mice's natural survival instincts were severely depreciated since they couldn't practice their reflexes in their dreams apparently. You probably read it too, digg/reddit?
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